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Johnny Booger

from Loose Cannons by The Jolly Rogers

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I do believe...
I will believe...
Old Johnny Booger, he lived by himself,
Just as long as he had his health.
Johnny fell ill and he took himself a wife,
For to take care of him for the rest of his life.
I do believe.
I will believe.
Old Johnny Booger was a gay old booger,
And a gay old booger was he.
Now old Mrs. Booger she had a bad leg,
The doctor ordered her to bed.
The doctor said, “Now, listen to me John,
You’ve gotta rub your wife’s left leg with gin”.
[CHORUS]
Now old Johnny Booger, he thought it was a sin,
To rub his wife’s left leg with gin.
He picked up the jug and he poured it down his throttle,
And he rubbed his wife’s leg with the bottle.
[CHORUS]
Now old Johnny Booger went a walkin’ one day,
Down by the river he happened to stray.
Johnny fell in and he started for to shout,
But there was no Booger there for to pull the Booger out.
[CHORUS]
Now God made the bees...
And the bees made honey...
God made man...
And man made money...
God made the devil and the devil made sin,
But he had to dig a hole for to put the Booger in.
[CHORUS] x2

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from Loose Cannons, released September 1, 2007

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The Jolly Rogers Kansas City, Missouri

Pirates before pirates were cool. The Jolly Rogers were born as the Earth still cooled, waaaay back in 1991. Bringing maritime music, sea shanties, drinking and bawdy songs to audiences before pirates were all the rage, they've been a main stage act at venues across America and Europe. ... more

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