Horror Movie Hero 3: Do The Zombie

from Score by The Jolly Rogers

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It was Friday night, time to hit the town
But my baby's actin' crazy, so I ain't stickin' 'round
So I'm going to the mall in my ‘69 camaro
To pick me up a copy of the lastest George Romero
I picked up my movie and was walking round the store
Seein’ all the big TVs and wishin’ I wasn't poor
Just then a special bulletin - I couldn't look away
There's no more room in Hell - the Dead they walk today
The Hero's back in action!
He's packin’ serious heat!
Picking off the stenches ,
Up and down the street.
He's shootin’ side to side looking for a place to hide
Do the zombie!
Boardin’ up the windows,
Ain't gonna take no chance!
Don't wanna be invited
To the zombie dance!
And the bodies in the cellar - they start to twitch and yell
Do the zombie!
Girlfriend's turnin’ grey now,
Foamin’ at the mouth.
Her eyes are crazy white,
And now there is no doubt
On her wrist she got a bite - you know she'll turn tonight
Do the zombie!
You raise your arm in the air,
‘Cause you just don't care
Then you moan insane -
You must have brains!
Then you shamble to the left, and shamble to the right,
And that's how you do the zombie all the living day & night!
Top scientists are hunkered
In a secret lab bunker
Doing experimentations
To come up with explanations
And they had to turn the page
On monkeys filled with rage
No Venus radiation
Caused this situation
Not 245 trioxin
Or any other neurotoxin
And in their final days, one by one
Each doctor succumbed to the zombie fun!
The Horror Movie Hero
Met his match last night,
When he got bitten by his girlfriend
Who wanted brain delight!
From the night through the dawn, it's what's goin' on,
Do the zombie!
You raise your arm in the air,
‘Cause you just don't care
Then you moan insane -
You must have brains!
Then you shamble to the left, and shamble to the right,
And that's how you do the zombie all the living day & night!

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from Score, released May 5, 2020

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The Jolly Rogers Kansas City, Missouri

Pirates before pirates were cool. The Jolly Rogers were born as the Earth still cooled, waaaay back in 1991. Bringing maritime music, sea shanties, drinking and bawdy songs to audiences before pirates were all the rage, they've been a main stage act at venues across America and Europe. ... more

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