HMH2

from Cutlass, Cannon and Curves by The Jolly Rogers

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lyrics

The monster blinked its eye, the killer moved his hand!
The Zombies can’t be stopped, more vampires walk the land!
You thought the job was over when first you fought the fight,
But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil’s back tonight!
Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?
It’s got more blood, it’s got more guts, it’s five times as gory!
The girls are all so easy and they’re takin’ off their clothes
Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really flows!
The dreams are back again, this time they’re getting worse,
Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful curse?
Havin’ trouble stayin’ awake, the pills don’t do the trick,
The bad guy’s spoilin’ the party, so we need the Hero quick!
[CHORUS]
Kids are campin’ by the lake, something’s watchin’ from the woods,
Getting dark outside, they should’ve left when they could,
They’re skinny-dippin’, hookin’ up, gettin’ killed off one by one,
Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!
[CHORUS]
Back at the old cabin and the girlfriend’s lookin’ fine,
Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes alive
You’ll be goin’ back in time, get that boomstick ready to go
Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .
(It definitely started with N!)
[CHORUS

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from Cutlass, Cannon and Curves, released September 1, 2005

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The Jolly Rogers Kansas City, Missouri

Pirates before pirates were cool. The Jolly Rogers were born as the Earth still cooled, waaaay back in 1991. Bringing maritime music, sea shanties, drinking and bawdy songs to audiences before pirates were all the rage, they've been a main stage act at venues across America and Europe. ... more

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